The Neibhors Cheered When The Party Ended

"There you are! Glad you could make it. Welcome. C'm on in. I'll take your coat. I'll just throw it.., well I'm just going to let it drop right here. I'm too tired to bother. Wanna drink? I got some flat root beer? No? Well lets go into the living room eh? You know Crazy Steve over in the corner. Debiziale brush some of those candy wrappers off the arm chair there ya? Everyone else introduce yourselves to our new guest, if any of you are awake. I'll yell down stair and get the others up out of the basement. You comfy now? Good. Want some semi melted Christmas peeps? They are left over from last night too. Mind you eat around the dark pebbly parts. it might be shrapnel from the fire crackers they were melted with. No, I already took the tree down, or the kids did last night. Stripped it, dragged it out in the back pasture and poured gas on it. Yeah you should of been here. After we bought dinner with all our miscellaneous gift cards from the holiday- Oh it was a spread. Funky cheese, gravlox, strange fruit, shrimp, prime rib-but anyway, we "toasted" the peeps with firecrackers and then wrapped a sting of Blackcats around the tree and set it off with a bottle rocket. Oh! It was glorious! Wait. Where are you going? Don't you want to see the slides of what happened when I brought out the "back room Wisconsin deathbox pyrotechnics's? Ok then, you better be here next year. Happy new year anyway."